1. There are three females: a person with black hair, a person with brown hair, and a
blonde.
These three people find a mirror in a graveyard. There is an inscription: think something
true, and ye shall get one wish. If it is not true, you shall die.
The black haired female goes up, thinks, and says, "I think one plus one is two." then
he says, I wish for a million dollars. She gets it.
The brown haired female goes up, thinks, and says, "I think Jack likes me." then She
says, "I wish for a Boyfriend." She gets a guy.
The blonde goes up and says, "I think..." She died.
2. Theres a Blonde a brunette and a redhead who all have work in the same compartment.
There boss always leaves early so the brunette suggests that they all go home they all agree so the next day after their boss
leaves they all go home and when the blonde gets home she feels tierd so she walks into the bedroom to find her boss sleeping
with her husband so she hurries back to wark. The next day the redhead said "that was fun lets do it again 2morrow!" and the
blonde says "no way! i almost got caught!"
