chicken cross road

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side.
PLATO:
For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY:
Because it was the only trip the establishment would let it take.
SADDAM HUSSEIN:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified using nerve gas on the chicken.
RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.
HYPOCRITES:
Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
ANDERSEN CONSULTING:
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FOX MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens must cross the road before you believe it?
LOAR BUDDHA:
Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
MICHAEL SCHUMACHER:
It was an instinctive maneuver, the chicken obviously didn't see the road until he had already started to cross.
MOSES:
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road.
RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross a road? Doesn't anyone think to ask, "What was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"
SIGMUND FREUD:
Your concern about the fact that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES:
I have released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will file documents and balance your checkbook.
OLIVER STONE:
The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road? Rather, it is who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken?"
CHARLES DARWIN:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically predisposed to cross roads.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
MACHIAVELLI:
Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justified whatever motive there was.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON:
The chicken did not cross the road; it transcended it.
EARNESTHEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.
COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?