1.When your parents inquire about your grades and you sing the cookie monster song (C is
for cookie, that's good enough for me...)
2.You have spent more time figuring out that you only need a 54% on the final to pass than
you have actually spent studing.
3.When you are swamped with homework and spend your time making up a list like this.
4.When you start showering after class rather than before.
5.The test papers are no longer worthy of the fridge door.
6.When the campus drunk tells you you should study more.
7.When your favorite paperweight says "Bud Light"
8.Visions of the upcoming weekend help you to make it through Monday.
9.When your absence exceeds your attendance.
10.When your study schedule is based on the rationale that you "might" actually die before
the test!
11.You're so tired, that you now answer the phone, "Hell."
12.You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't
care.
13.You've got so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to piss.
14.Just to take a break from studying, you actually exit your dormitory when the nightly
fire alarm goes off.
15.You sleep more in class than at home.
16.You leave for a party and instinctively bring your book bag.
17.Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
18.You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
19.You consider McDonald's "real food"
20.You actually like doing laundry at home
21.4:00 AM is still early on the weekends
22.It starts getting late on the weeknights
23.Two miles is not too far to walk for a party
24.You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it
25.You'd rather clean than study
26.Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal
27.Minesweeper is more than a game it's a way of life
28.You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps
29.You know the pizza boy by name
30.You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark
31.You live for getting mail
32.Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
33.Prank phone calls become funny again
34.It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on
35.World wars can take place, and you are clueless
36.You start thinking and sounding like your roommate
37.Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth
38.Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime
39.Wal-mart is the coolest store
40.The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night)
