Previous quotes

"It does not do to dwell on dreams, but to forget to live life" - Yeh and whats wrong with Harry Potter ¬¬ ?- provided by one of my frenz -(SK8RIMUK)
"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest." -Rowan Atkinson.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"If u see a Bomb Technician running, try to keep up!!!" - vj
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four indians are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - vj
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Denethor(from return of the king) :)
"I'll moider da bum."
- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad." - fry
"Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree" - Lisa Bryant
"The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on
television is doing something better than what you're doing. You
never see anybody on TV just sliding off the front of the sofa,
with potato chip crumbs all over their shirt."
- Jerry Seinfeld
"If i make a mistake, you must correct yourself..."- My Beloved EEM Teacher
I hate marriage counselors. This is the biggest scam in the
world. Someone figured out a way that women can do the things
they love best at the same time, talk and spend money."
- Damon Wayans