Dr. Zoidberg : Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain.
[Fry opens his mouth]
Dr. Zoidberg : No, no, not that mouth.
Fry : I only have one.
Dr. Zoidberg : Really?
Fry : Uh... is there a human doctor around?
Dr. Zoidberg : Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "brglgrglgrrr"!
Fry : Uh... brglgrglgrglgrrr!
Dr. Zoidberg : What? My mother was a saint! Get out!

Fry : That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.

Captain Zapp Brannigan : You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.

[Zapp Brannigan offers Leela some champagne]
Captain Zapp Brannigan : Cham-paggin?
Leela : I didn't realize you were such a "coin-asseur."
Captain Zapp Brannigan : Well, I have studied abroad... or two.